西遊記 打白骨精

英文劇本：King and the White Bone Demon, http://steinhardt.nyu.edu/metrocenter.olde/programs/ALBETAC/Resources/Instructional/chinese/CHINESE%20THEATER%20-%20GUIDE%20BK/PDF-CHINESE%20THEATER%20GUIDEBK.pdf 中文： (Monkey Hit Lady White Bone Thrice)人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 P：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 旁白： Tungsun the monk and his three disciples were on their way to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. One day, they were traveling by the White Tiger Mountain. When Monkey King saw there was cloudy and misting in the valley, he knew this mountain was bound to harbor demons. 孫悟空: Something must be wrong here. 猪八戒: Why? Why? I don’t care. I am so hungry. I have to take a break. 孫悟空: There must be something around here. 唐僧:（轻咳）Wukong, actually, I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get me some food? 猪八戒: You see , Master is hungry, too! 唐僧: Pigsy! Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 沙僧: But, Master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 唐僧: Em…….It is a problem. Wukong, do you have any idea? 孫悟空: No problem! 沙僧: What is it? 孫悟空: I’m making an electric circle! I have learnt the energy of electricity. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! You three stay within the circle that will protect you all. I’ll get some food, be back. 唐僧: it looks like a good idea. Be careful Monkey. 孫悟空: I will. You guys take care. You guys stay inside the circle. 猪八戒: Hurry up. I'm starving. 沙僧: Goodluck brother. 沙僧: You think there are any demands around here 猪八戒: I don’t think so. I think the Monkey is paralyze. All: Eh! 沙僧: Can you hear anything? 猪八戒: You always think I can always hear something from my stomach. 小精靈: The Monk is here. Boss, I have something to tell you. 白骨精: What? 小精靈: Tungsun the Monk is here. 白骨精: Are you sure? 小精靈: You always want to have a piece of meat from Tungsun the Monk. 白骨精: One can become immortal after eating meat of Tungsun the Monk. 小精靈: However, he’s accompanied by a monkey. He’s very powerful. He just left and will be back soon. It’s time to catch the Monk. 白骨精: Shut up! Are you telling me how to do my job? I know how to do some at first. 小精靈: OK. 猪八戒: Where is the Monkey? Why does he need to take so long? 沙僧: Be patience, Pigsy. He’ll be back soon. 猪八戒: Where’s he? He must forget the time right now. He forgets already. 沙僧: Be quiet, Pigsy. You are talking too much. 旁白： 白骨精: I never thought this is gonna so easy. Whaaaaah~ Ouch, what the hell is it? It’s an electricity. Dam it. I have to make another plan. 猪八戒: Sandy, is that a girl over here? 沙僧: Where? 猪八戒: Hello. Over there. 猪八戒: i can't believe my eyes. 沙僧: What are you doing? Pigsy. 猪八戒: i want to talk to her. I smell food. She must carry some food. 沙僧: Don’t leave the circle Monkey said stay in the circle. 猪八戒: I don’t care what Monkey said. Besides, can’t you see it? She is only a girl. Hello, girl, where do you come from? Where are you going? 白骨精: I live nearby. I am going to a temple. 猪八戒: Really? We are all the monks. Can you bring it to the temple. Is any food there? We haven’t had any food for three days. 白骨精: Of course. It’s my pleasure. 猪八戒: Great! Hey, Everyone. There is a temple nearby. There are plenty of food. This girl will take us there. 沙僧: We can’t go. Monkey told us to stay inside the circle. He hasn’t come back yet. 唐僧: Yes, we must stay inside the circle. 白骨精: Sorry, I have to go before it starts. 猪八戒: Wait, let’s go. The Monkey will find us. Please wait for us. 沙僧: Pigsy, don’t do that.
The Tang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures. One day they were traveling in a high mountain. When Monkey (Wukong) saw it was cloudy and misting in the valley, he knew this mountain was bound to harbor fiends. He drew a magic circle with his cudgel on the ground to protect his master. He told Pig and Friar Sand to protect the Tang Priest and for the three of them not to leave the circle. He then went to have a look at the mountain and pick some fruit to bring back to eat. This mountain did indeed have a corpse fiend called Lady White Bone, who had been here for a thousand years. It had heard that anyone who ate a piece of the Tand Priest’s flesh will live forever, so it tried three times to capture him. The first time it changed itself into a young, beautiful girl holding a basket of food. With her charming smile, she almost succeeded in talking the master and his two disciples into coming out of the circle. Just at the last moment, Monkey came. Monkey came. Realizing that she was an evil spirit, he raised his cudgel and hit her. The fiend changed into a gust of smoke and fled. The second time the fiend turned itself into an old woman, who walked towards them leaning on a stick with a crooked handle. Monkey recognized it and struck it again. Like the first time, the fiend fled. The third time it turned itself into an old man, sitting before a hut waiting for the Tang Priest to come. Monkey saw through the fiend’s disguise, raised his cudgel and struck it down. The fiend this time left a piece of cloth from the cloud, saying: “ If you’re as kind as a Buddha, how can you kill? Keep Wukong with you and no scriptures will you get.” Sanzang believed the writing. He blamed Wukong for killing three people one after another, and forced him to leave. 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah…… T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is....... T: Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）