Journey to the West 西遊記~

All唱： Five little monkeys jumping on the ground, one fell down and break his arm. Mama called the doctor and doctor said no more monkey jumping on the ground… 唐三藏：Alright, alright, monkeys calm down. 唐三藏：Hi, I’m the Monk from the East. 接著主要人物介紹 沙悟淨(Sand Monk)、豬八戒(Pig Monster)、孫悟空(Monky King)、女子(Village Girl)、媽媽(Monther)、爸爸(Father) 唐三藏.： We are going on a journey to the west. 沙悟淨： This is a long journey. It took several months to come here. 孫悟空： Master, Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest here. ALL： Let's have a rest here. 唐三藏： No, I'm fine, and we'll take a rest later. ALL：Take a rest later. 沙悟淨：Look! There is a house over there. ALL：A house over there. 沙悟淨：We have arrived at the door. ALL：At the door. 孫悟空: I hope I can read these words written on the door. ALL：You know only the letters, “F-O-R-T-U-N-E”. 唐三藏： My dears, you see! I have asked you to learn more English words. ALL：You know only 26 letters. 唐三藏：I wonder if you can find a job after graduation. 沙悟淨：Listen! A girl is crying inside. ALL：A girl is crying. 女子：Daddy, Mommy, I don’t wanna marry that pig monster. He is so ugly. ALL：He's so ugly, Ha ha ha~ 女子：I'm pretty, but he's so ugly. ALL：:He's so ugly. Ha ha ha~ 女子：That's the price of beauty, trust me. All唱：Who Says, who says, You're not pretty, who says, You're not beautiful, who says~ 媽媽：Honey! You know. The monster is coming to marry you tonight. 爸爸：If you marry him, then all the village will be saved. 沙悟淨： Ouch, the door opened. 媽媽： My goodness, Who, Who're you exactly? 唐三藏： O-mee-to-fou, ALL： Be good! Be good! 唐三藏： Madam, I am the Monk from the East. 孫悟空：If you don’t mind, we like to stay here for a while. 媽媽： My goodness, I thought you were escapees from the circus. 爸爸： Maybe, you can save my daughter. 唐三藏： Don’t be sad. Take it easy. 沙悟淨：I can see you two look frightened from your face. 孫悟空：May I ask what had been happening? 媽媽： My goodness, here appears a Pig Monster. 爸爸： And, he wants to marry our daughter tonight. 媽媽： We are all afraid to death. 唐三藏： Calm down, madam. Here is the Monkey King. 沙悟淨：Maybe, he can help you. 媽媽： My goodness, is it he? But he looks like only a normal monkey. 孫悟空： Do you think so? I guess you need another pair of glasses. 媽媽： My goodness, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. 爸爸： But every time, they were defeated by the Pig Monster. 孫悟空： Is the Pig Monster really so scary? I’d like to see how great he is. 媽媽：My goodness, you’d better watch out tonight. 孫悟空：All of you stay inside the house, no matter what happens. 豬八戒：Darling, here I am. Please come to me. 豬八戒：We will be a couple tonight. 女子: Don’t look at me like that. I’m shy. (註：孫悟空裝扮成女子。) 豬八戒： Darling. why do you act like a monkey. 女子: Oh, because I am happy, I will tickle. 豬八戒： Fine. OK. OK. Then, let’s go to the bedroom. ALL：Go to the bedroom??? 女子： Can you carry me on your back? 豬八戒： OK. OK. You’re my wife after all. Come on baby. 豬八戒：Oh, no. Darling, why are you so strong? 女子： Touch me out if you can. 豬八戒：But, Darling, where are you? Why can’t I see you? 豬八戒：My god. You are the Monkey King. (註：女子恢復成孫悟空。) ALL： He's the Monkey King. 孫悟空：You silly! Dare you harm other girls any more? 豬八戒： No, I dare not! 孫悟空：Dare you marry them? 豬八戒：No, no. It’s paining in the ear. ALL： It's paining in the ear. 豬八戒： Please forgive me, Monkey King. 孫悟空： You silly! I’m taking you to meet the Monk from the East. ALL：Meet the Monk from the East. 豬八戒： What? Has the Monk from the East come? 沙悟淨：Master, please come out. The Pig Monster has been defeated. All： The Pig Monster has been defeated. 孫悟空: You silly, kneel down to meet your master. All： Kneel down~ 孫悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guansheeyin’s request. 唐三藏： All right. Since now, I will take you as my disciple. 唐三藏：Well, it’s kind of late. We should move on. Let’s go. ALL： Let’s go on. All唱：Five little monkeys jumping on the ground, One fell down and break his arm, Mama called the doctor and doctor said no more monkey jumping on the ground. All： This is the end of our story. We hope you like it. Thank you and good-bye. (The end)